Dear Insomnia,
I really do love sleep. Not only do I feel refreshed after, but I also get to dream of having wild sex with Jensen Ackles…… And Jared Padalecki……. And Hayden Christensen…….. And that Jensen look alike that came into my work…….. As well as other sexy men that feel the need to enter my dreams.
So please, let me fall asleep, so my mind can go be a whore.